This is a picture of my youngest daughter Abby holding a kitten we got this summer (2006). Isn’t this a cute picture. Yes, I know I am prejudice but I think the average person would agree that a cute little blond haired, blue eyed holding a cuddly kitten is just the thing that would melt the heart of even the most hardend person. Don’t be disceived by this cute cuddly kitten. This thing is really a demon sent from hell. It’s primary mission is to make sure nobody in the house gets a full night sleep. Yes that is right, I called the cat a demon. I don’t mean litteraly but I wouldn’t think twice about throwing it up agaist the wall if I could catch her and the kids weren’t watching. I am not animal hater so don’t go getting all mad and reporting me to P.E.T.A. You see, In the middle of the night when she is zooming through the house and pounces on my chest when I am dead asleep I just about go into heart failure.
I know what you are going to say, “why don’t you just close the bedroom door when you go to sleep.” Well my reply is always the same…..Tell it to my wife. You see she can’t seem to sleep with the door closed. She says it is because it gets to stuffy but I think it is some deep seeded psycological issue where she is afraid that if the door is closed she might actually enjoy being alone with her husband. Who knows. In the mean time just keep praying for the cat, if you know what I mean.